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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 05, 2014, 11:45:40 AM

Title: Three strings walk into a bar...
Post by: Biggles on July 05, 2014, 11:45:40 AM

Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here!"
They go outside and one of the strings messes up his hair and ties himself up. He walks back inside and the bartender says, "Aren't you one of those strings I just got rid of?"
The string says, "I'm a frayed knot!"

Title: Re: Three strings walk into a bar...
Post by: Nigel on July 05, 2014, 11:47:53 AM

Funny, but I knew that one would surface. Barman's getting a workout though. Always a giggle or two.......................................................... :wht11

Title: Re: Three strings walk into a bar...
Post by: JuST Peter on July 05, 2014, 05:35:31 PM

 :|||| :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Three strings walk into a bar...
Post by: Wild Rose on July 05, 2014, 09:40:03 PM

An oldie but a goodie  :grin :clap ++ :hatwave