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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Skip on July 06, 2014, 04:23:34 PM

Title: Clubbing
Post by: Skip on July 06, 2014, 04:23:34 PM

A guy went to enter a night club but was refused entry because he did not meet the dress code. A tie was a requirement. He thought for a moment then went back to his car. He grabbed a jumper lead and tied it around his neck in the tidiest windsor knot he could. He went back to the night club and pointed out that he now had a tie. The guy on the door now had no grounds to refuse him entry. "I'll let you in on one condition. Just don't start anything".

Title: Re: Clubbing
Post by: Shiney on July 06, 2014, 04:41:39 PM

 :fp  :p

Title: Re: Clubbing
Post by: JuST Peter on July 06, 2014, 04:45:24 PM

 :fp Did you get this one off Biggles, Skip? It sounds like one he'd post  :grin

Title: Re: Clubbing
Post by: Biggles on July 06, 2014, 05:45:01 PM

Hey- that's my next "bar" joke!    :p