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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 07, 2014, 08:39:57 PM
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A dog walks into a bar with a man holding his leash, and the barman says, "Geez, that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my Rottweiler would beat the stuffing out of it."
Fifty bucks is laid down. Out in the yard, the Rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.
Another drinker says his Pit Bull will win, but the bet is 100 bucks.
Another trip to the yard and, when it's all over, there are bits of Pit Bull Terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, "OK, what breed is that anyway?"
The owner says, "Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink, it was the same breed as every other crocodile."
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They're getting worse, but at least he can now spell krokadial properly :crackup
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They're getting worse, but at least he can now spell krokadial properly :crackup
:grin :thumbsup
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:crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl