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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 07, 2014, 09:07:36 PM

Title: Family problems
Post by: Biggles on July 07, 2014, 09:07:36 PM

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said, "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

"Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!

"And you think you have family problems!"

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: johnnyYTED on July 07, 2014, 09:44:35 PM

 :dred11                  :dred11                  :dred11
 :think1 was the bus going to Hobart   :fp    :crackup :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: JuST Peter on July 08, 2014, 02:25:24 AM

I was doing ok until I got to the last paragraph  :CB-- :fp

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: Tipsy on July 08, 2014, 11:32:57 AM

 :wht11 py
 :hatwave :runyay ++
yes it is very funny and I love listening to the song from time to time.(it is stored on my PC)

Tipsy

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: TAZZIEBAZ on July 08, 2014, 04:47:52 PM

Quote from: johnnyYTED on July 07, 2014, 09:44:35 PM

                                  :think1 was the bus going to Hobart   :fp    :crackup :rofl :crackup

 :spank

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: Shiney on July 08, 2014, 09:27:38 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
Simply awesome :thumbsup

Have a look at this video to help work it out ;-*


http://youtu.be/RlzSRQ8C0uQ (http://youtu.be/RlzSRQ8C0uQ)

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: Tipsy on July 09, 2014, 10:06:42 AM

 :wht11  py
Thanks Shiney

Tipsy

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: Biggles on July 09, 2014, 10:10:41 AM

Good find Shiney.  Not a bad song, if you're a C&W fan (and I can take a bit of it).

Title: Re: Family problems
Post by: Skip on July 09, 2014, 09:42:04 PM

I love both styles of music, Country AND Western. It deals with real life. All gents should listen to the song in this link and follow it's genuine advice. Enjoy.   http://youtu.be/aQfdmTSN8CI (http://youtu.be/aQfdmTSN8CI)
I hope the link works 'cause I'm crap at this sort of stuff.