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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 08, 2014, 04:32:05 PM

Title: The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar...
Post by: Biggles on July 08, 2014, 04:32:05 PM

The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar and orders a shot of whiskey for £8.
"You’re quite an unusual sight if you don’t mind me saying so, sir," said the barman. "We don’t get many monsters in here."
The monster replies, "Aye, and at your prices I’m noo surprised."

Title: Re: The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar...
Post by: Wild Rose on July 08, 2014, 05:37:38 PM

Gee I will be happy when these school holidays are over  :fp :grin :thumb

Title: Re: The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar...
Post by: Gadget on July 08, 2014, 07:20:57 PM

 :grin :crackup  Stole it!

Title: Re: The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar...
Post by: JuST Peter on July 08, 2014, 07:21:32 PM

Quote from: Wild Rose on July 08, 2014, 05:37:38 PM

Gee I will be happy when these school holidays are over  :fp :grin :thumb

And so say all of us  :thumb

Title: Re: The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar...
Post by: Biggles on July 08, 2014, 08:14:51 PM

Quote from: Wild Rose on July 08, 2014, 05:37:38 PM

Gee I will be happy when these school holidays are over  :fp :grin :thumb

Only 5 days to go!  The grandies are starting to run out of these but assure me they know lots of Knock Knock jokes.       :whistle

Title: Re: The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar...
Post by: JuST Peter on July 08, 2014, 08:38:45 PM

Quote from: Biggles on July 08, 2014, 08:14:51 PM

Quote from: Wild Rose on July 08, 2014, 05:37:38 PM

Gee I will be happy when these school holidays are over  :fp :grin :thumb

Only 5 days to go!  The grandies are starting to run out of these but assure me they know lots of Knock Knock jokes.       :whistle

So your philosophy is if they tell you all those rotten jokes, you feel obliged to share the pain with us  :well :grin