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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 09, 2014, 06:49:21 PM

Title: Two highways walk into a bar...
Post by: Biggles on July 09, 2014, 06:49:21 PM

Two highways walk into a bar, sit down at the bar itself and order some drinks. After a few minutes, a skinny little road walks through the bar door. The two highways take one look at the skinny road and flee into a dark corner booth near the back.
The bartender, seeing this, decides to go over and question the highways.
'What's going on? You two are big hulking highways, why are you afraid of that skinny little road?"
One highway turns to the bartender and says, "Stay away from that guy! He's a Cycle-path!"

Title: Re: Two highways walk into a bar...
Post by: Nigel on July 09, 2014, 07:06:18 PM

...OMG.......................................................................................... :wht11

Title: Re: Two highways walk into a bar...
Post by: Shiney on July 09, 2014, 09:43:44 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

Title: Re: Two highways walk into a bar...
Post by: JuST Peter on July 10, 2014, 08:45:24 PM

Come on the 14th!   :crackup :rofl :rofl