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Title: Irish Doctor's Assistant
Post by: Wild Rose on July 17, 2014, 09:56:28 AM
    A doctor in Dublin, feeling overworked wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the tird one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:

"HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes."          :grin

 

Title: Re: Irish Doctor's Assistant
Post by: JuST Peter on July 17, 2014, 10:45:37 AM
Excellent ++
Title: Re: Irish Doctor's Assistant
Post by: Bluey on July 17, 2014, 04:13:24 PM
Agreed, excellent!
Title: Re: Irish Doctor's Assistant
Post by: Shiney on July 18, 2014, 02:19:18 AM
 :clap :clap :clap
Title: Re: Irish Doctor's Assistant
Post by: curious1 on July 19, 2014, 09:32:51 AM
Poor Irish people