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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Z900owner on July 20, 2014, 07:35:59 PM

Title: Old Farts Footy
Post by: Z900owner on July 20, 2014, 07:35:59 PM
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man breaks wind and says, 'Goal.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'

The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'One each, scores tied?....'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,

'Aha. I'm ahead 2 to 1.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,

'2- 2, scores tied.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,

' I lead 3 to 2.' Now the pressure is on the old man

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops himself in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
 
 
Title: Re: Old Farts Footy
Post by: Pezzz on July 21, 2014, 12:54:37 AM
So hard to laugh in bed without waking the Mrs up. That was goald ....

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Title: Re: Old Farts Footy
Post by: nate on July 21, 2014, 07:43:33 AM
LOL!  Somedays the amount I fart I swear I'm playing Aussie Rules!!!   :grin

Title: Re: Old Farts Footy
Post by: Brock on July 21, 2014, 08:25:09 AM
Funny.... :like :like

P.S. was that you on Neaves road last sunday??
Title: Re: Old Farts Footy
Post by: Z900owner on July 21, 2014, 07:41:33 PM
G,day Brock, 

yes it was me, I spotted quite a few of the ST1100s parked up at the service station and waved at them and then I saw you later on, that bike of yours sticks out like a sore thumb with the top box on it

I spotted Houghie but didnt get a chance to stop and say hello

Still got the ZZR1100 sitting in the shed, trying to find a key that will fit


John
Title: Re: Old Farts Footy
Post by: Brock on July 21, 2014, 09:32:15 PM
May be we can meet on the freeway one morning and have a race>>>> :grin :grin :grin :law
Title: Re: Old Farts Footy
Post by: Z900owner on July 21, 2014, 10:16:52 PM
You are a very. very funny man

It will not be tomorrow though, I am having the  Yammy serviced at Cully's so it will be off the road all day,

I was very envious of you guys out there on the weekend, would love to have been part of the ride on my  :wht13





Title: Re: Old Farts Footy
Post by: Brock on July 22, 2014, 08:17:15 AM
Any time that you are free, you are most welcome.