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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on July 21, 2014, 09:37:01 PM

Title: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Poppy Dave on July 21, 2014, 09:37:01 PM
Snow White goes up the hill to the castle to seek out the magic mirror. Entering the throne room, she sees the mirror on the wall and asks "mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest, most beautiful of us all?" The mirror ponders for a moment and answers "of course it is you, Snow White".

Off she trundles, skipping happily as she goes when she encounters the ginger bread man, who asks why she's so happy. "You can ask the mirror in the castle anything and it will tell you the truth" said Snow White. The Ginger bread man, wanting some action, goes up to the castle and asks "mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the spiciest, sweetest man of them all?" The mirror ponders and says "of course, it's you ginger bread man". Over the moon, he leaves to tell all his friends.

This goes on all day, with all the people in fairy tale land travelling to the castle and returning happily. All that is, apart from Quasimodo. Quasimodo was found sitting in the corner, sobbing his ugly face off.

"What's wrong Quasi? Did you not visit the mirror?" Asked Snow White. "Yes" replied Qusimodo. " I asked, mirror mirror on the wall, whose the most ugliest, repulsive most disgusting creature of us all?"

"Well What did it say?" Asked Snow White.

Sobbing Quasimodo replied "Who the hell is Brock ?"
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Brock on July 21, 2014, 09:51:27 PM
 :spank :spank :spank :spank :spank :OldMan
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: ST2UP on July 21, 2014, 09:57:14 PM
Gong him Red....... :law  :crackup
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: JuST Peter on July 21, 2014, 10:03:15 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl ++
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Malcolm6112 on July 21, 2014, 10:12:33 PM
Nice one Dave.

 :blu13
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Pezzz on July 21, 2014, 11:24:02 PM
I love it .... :rofl ++

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Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Biggles on July 22, 2014, 09:14:50 AM
The next WA ride could turn ugly.       :crackup
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Brock on July 22, 2014, 02:47:45 PM
 :well :well :well :well :well :well :well :well

I am taking names..

Going to have to have a dungeon installed i think

 :o
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: ST2UP on July 22, 2014, 03:17:03 PM
Quote from: Brock on July 22, 2014, 02:47:45 PM
:well :well :well :well :well :well :well :well

I am taking names..

Going to have to have a dungeon installed i think

 :o

Dont have the budget for that sorry Brock :||||..........could stretch it out to a pair of tight jox's and a jar of fire ants to go along with a straight jacket  :think1  :think1
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Malcolm6112 on July 22, 2014, 10:18:39 PM
Quote from: Biggles on July 22, 2014, 09:14:50 AM
The next WA ride could turn ugly.       :crackup

It won't, Brock doesn't travel far.

Next Ride is to ...... somewhere far far away.

 :blu13
Title: Re: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Post by: Brock on July 22, 2014, 10:23:49 PM
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Next Ride is to ...... somewhere far far away.

Mal,

you are quite welcome to stay there.....

 :cuss :cuss :cuss :cuss :cuss