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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on July 28, 2014, 09:31:15 PM

Title: Lettuce
Post by: JuST Peter on July 28, 2014, 09:31:15 PM

A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco's supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy

ask the manager about the matter..

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,

"Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added,

"and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy,"

I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here,

where are you from son?"

"New Zealand, sir," the boy replied.

"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."

"Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !"

"Really?" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?"
Title: Re: Lettuce
Post by: Biggles on July 28, 2014, 10:16:44 PM
Clever lad- will go far!
Title: Re: Lettuce
Post by: Wild Rose on July 28, 2014, 11:46:50 PM
 :clap :clap :thumbsup :thumbsup
Title: Re: Lettuce
Post by: Nigel on July 29, 2014, 07:09:31 AM
Yes, up the corporate ladder for that young fellow........................... :wht11