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Title: Irish Blonde
Post by: WendyL on August 04, 2014, 10:10:47 PM

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

 

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" Shehugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

 

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

 

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all men...are men!
 WOW:

Title: Re: Irish Blonde
Post by: ST2UP on August 04, 2014, 10:14:41 PM

Oh snap !! :hatwave

Title: Re: Irish Blonde
Post by: Brock on August 05, 2014, 08:56:49 AM

 :crazy :crazy :crazy

And so it starts..

 :phone :phone  Hello Flight centre, One way ticket to Thailand please..

Title: Re: Irish Blonde
Post by: StinkyPete on August 05, 2014, 09:19:48 AM

Brilliant.    :rofl

Title: Re: Irish Blonde
Post by: ppopeye on October 11, 2014, 08:08:09 PM

Yes. Snap


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Title: Re: Irish Blonde
Post by: Gadget on October 12, 2014, 12:46:38 PM

 :crackup :rofl :-++

Title: Re: Irish Blonde
Post by: HunterTodd on October 12, 2014, 02:15:56 PM

She got my money!