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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on August 04, 2014, 10:23:44 PM

Title: The cow, the ant and the old fart
Post by: WendyL on August 04, 2014, 10:23:44 PM

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to say something.
 :think1 :think1 :think1 :think1

Title: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart
Post by: Skip on August 05, 2014, 07:31:27 PM

 :rofl :rofl  Well said. You posted that on the right forum now didn't you Wendy.

Title: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart
Post by: HunterTodd on August 05, 2014, 08:56:43 PM

The old fart was the greatest of all three because he was wise enough not to respond to such extreme provocation.

Title: Re: The cow, the ant and the old fart
Post by: JuST Peter on August 07, 2014, 08:02:13 PM

 :fp :OldMan :OldMan :well :grin :grin Bugger, sucked me right in  ;-*