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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on August 07, 2014, 08:05:01 PM

Title: The Will
Post by: JuST Peter on August 07, 2014, 08:05:01 PM

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.
 
So, he says to them:
 
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
 
"Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
 
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
 
"Sarah, my dear wife,
 please take all the residential buildings on the  banks of the river."
 
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she  says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been
such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
 
Sarah replies, "Property? .... the ar$ehole had a paper run!"

Title: Re: The Will
Post by: Brock on August 07, 2014, 08:15:11 PM

 :beer

Title: Re: The Will
Post by: Biggles on August 07, 2014, 09:34:53 PM

Still generous though!  They're all good addresses!     :grin

Title: Re: The Will
Post by: Nigel on August 07, 2014, 09:42:40 PM

....................................... Reaching for a bex Wot thuh :wht11

Title: Re: The Will
Post by: ppopeye on October 11, 2014, 08:05:28 PM

Very goodly


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Title: Re: The Will
Post by: Kev Murphy on October 12, 2014, 10:36:03 AM

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