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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on August 10, 2014, 01:10:39 PM

Title: What Confucius Didn't Say but wishes he had
Post by: WendyL on August 10, 2014, 01:10:39 PM
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

 

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

 

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

 

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

 

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

 

Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

 

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

 

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

 

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 




 

 

Finally CONFUCIUS didn't SAY. . "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Title: Re: What Confucius Didn't Say but wishes he had
Post by: Lionel on August 10, 2014, 02:18:46 PM
And another.

Man who wakes up in the middle of the night with hand on mast and seamen running everywhere not necessarily captain of a sinking ship.
Title: Re: What Confucius Didn't Say but wishes he had
Post by: Nigel on August 10, 2014, 09:29:13 PM
Touche.............................................................. :wht11
Title: Re: What Confucius Didn't Say but wishes he had
Post by: Wild Rose on August 10, 2014, 09:53:37 PM
 :clap :clap :grin :thumbsup
Title: Re: What Confucius Didn't Say but wishes he had
Post by: Pezzz on August 11, 2014, 01:00:35 AM
Man who walks through skinny airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

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Title: Re: What Confucius Didn't Say but wishes he had
Post by: Totgas on August 11, 2014, 07:49:24 PM
Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
Title: Re: What Confucius Didn't Say but wishes he had
Post by: PC on August 11, 2014, 08:22:04 PM
   Man with finger in box not always looking for matches