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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on August 19, 2014, 05:45:14 PM

Title: Government Assistance
Post by: JuST Peter on August 19, 2014, 05:45:14 PM
DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS BLOKE SAYS HE DESERVES  GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE?
(http://img.acianetmedia.com/i/k7pIY.jpg)
ANSWER:
BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T GET A JOB!

             
                HOW ABOUT THAT!!!!!
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: HunterTodd on August 19, 2014, 05:51:12 PM
Well he could always get a job as a side show freak.

Pees you off doesn't it.  The worst thing is Pete, you paid for him to do that to himself and one day when he gets sick of looking like an f..kwit you are going to pay to have at least some of it repaired.
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: Biggles on August 19, 2014, 06:11:06 PM
At least we won't see him wanting to join OzSTOC. He couldn't get a helmet over all that junk!
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: curious1 on August 19, 2014, 06:46:18 PM
He would not need a helmet. NO brain to protect to.
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: Brock on August 19, 2014, 08:38:30 PM
Probably wont breed either, and not be able to work out why.
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: nate on August 20, 2014, 07:58:11 AM
Probably wont breed either, and not be able to work out why.

Maybe he'll want govt assistance with that too!
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: StinkyPete on August 20, 2014, 09:58:16 AM
Govt could cut back his health care, because he'll never get a blocked nose.   :crackup
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: Lionel on August 20, 2014, 10:22:43 AM
On a more positive note, his vote counts the same as ours.
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: Biggles on August 20, 2014, 12:10:57 PM
On a more positive note, his vote counts the same as ours.

Yep.  I'm always thrilled when I apply that fact to some of the voters out there.
Title: Re: Government Assistance
Post by: HunterTodd on August 20, 2014, 08:00:35 PM
Probably wont breed either, and not be able to work out why.

On no he'll breed you can count on it. How else will he increase his dole paymant