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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on September 05, 2014, 09:05:34 PM

Title: Bless you my son
Post by: JuST Peter on September 05, 2014, 09:05:34 PM
One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops In front of
the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws
away his crutches.

An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the Rectory to tell the
priest what he'd just seen.

Without batting an eye, the priest says, 'Son, you've just witnessed a
miracle. Tell me,where is this man?

'Flat on his arse, Father, over by the holy water.'
Title: Re: Bless you my son
Post by: TAZZIEBAZ on September 05, 2014, 09:15:52 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Bless you my son
Post by: Wild Rose on September 05, 2014, 09:26:44 PM
 :thumb o :crackup :rofl
Title: Re: Bless you my son
Post by: Biggles on September 05, 2014, 09:36:43 PM
I coulda told him holy water is a gyp.    :grin