OzSTOC
No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Nigel on September 08, 2014, 12:29:51 PM
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Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories
on how they had died. First Woman: "I froze to death"
Second Woman: "You froze to death? how horrible!"
First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking form the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
First Woman: "So what happened?"
Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the attic and searched, then ran all the way back down to the basement and
searched. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
First Woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - We'd both still be alive..."
Compliments of Babamail............................................................................................... :wht11
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Yep. A good one
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