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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on September 30, 2014, 08:56:40 AM

Title: HillBilly Divorce
Post by: Wild Rose on September 30, 2014, 08:56:40 AM

                                                                       HILLBILLY  DIVORCE
 
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer  said, 'How can I help you?'The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
 
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'. The  lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
 
The farmer said, 'Yes,  I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said,  'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
 
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
 
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
 
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .. The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'  :grin

Title: Re: HillBilly Divorce
Post by: Shiney on September 30, 2014, 09:22:10 AM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

Title: Re: HillBilly Divorce
Post by: Nigel on September 30, 2014, 09:28:13 AM

Like that ........................quite cleaver................................ :wht11

Title: Re: HillBilly Divorce
Post by: Pezzz on September 30, 2014, 10:10:41 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: HillBilly Divorce
Post by: HunterTodd on September 30, 2014, 10:14:49 AM

I need a good divorce lawyer. Wonder how he would go with Strine.