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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on October 01, 2014, 03:50:47 AM

Title: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Wild Rose on October 01, 2014, 03:50:47 AM

My wife, Rhonda, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the woodenseat on our toilet.
 
Finally, I got around to doing it while Rhonda was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
 
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toiletseat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Rhonda wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)

Rhonda tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen       anything like this before."
 
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Brock on October 01, 2014, 08:18:34 AM

 :||||

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Shiney on October 01, 2014, 09:01:42 AM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: StinkyPete on October 01, 2014, 09:21:47 AM

What a crack up.   :p  :crackup

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: johnnyYTED on October 01, 2014, 09:38:20 AM

 :dred11
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :beer

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Kev Murphy on October 01, 2014, 09:51:09 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Biggles on October 01, 2014, 10:36:54 AM

Quote from: StinkyPete on October 01, 2014, 09:21:47 AM

What a crack up.   :p  :crackup

You're rude, Mabel!    :-(((

 :grin

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: STeveo on October 01, 2014, 06:16:41 PM

 :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: JuST Peter on October 01, 2014, 09:08:50 PM

 crackup ……oops, sorry……..I'm being rude :grin (:crackup)

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Nigel on October 01, 2014, 09:57:59 PM

Quote from: JuST Peter on October 01, 2014, 09:08:50 PM

crackup ……oops, sorry……..I'm being rude :grin (:crackup)

Down I would have thought but awell................................... :wht11