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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alans1100 on December 04, 2014, 12:29:02 AM

Title: A man brought his best friend home
Post by: alans1100 on December 04, 2014, 12:29:02 AM

A man brought his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife began screaming at him, and his friend just sat and listened.

"My hair and make-up aren't done, the house is a
mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."

Title: Re: A man brought his best friend home
Post by: johnnyYTED on December 04, 2014, 06:37:00 AM

 :dred11
 :crackup  :rofl  :crackup  :rofl   :crackup  :rofl
 :beer  :beer

Title: Re: A man brought his best friend home
Post by: Wild Rose on December 04, 2014, 06:51:47 AM

 :clap :clap :clap
I'm saying nothing it is more peaceful that way  :grin

Title: Re: A man brought his best friend home
Post by: Biggles on December 04, 2014, 08:27:19 AM

That should cure him!     :grin

Title: Re: A man brought his best friend home
Post by: Kev Murphy on December 04, 2014, 10:23:18 AM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup I LIKE!

Title: Re: A man brought his best friend home
Post by: Shiney on December 04, 2014, 08:24:53 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl