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Title: Childbirth at age 65
Post by: JuST Peter on December 11, 2014, 08:41:18 PM

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.  After another few minutes had elapsed, - I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN  HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
 

Title: Re: Childbirth at age 65
Post by: Shiney on December 12, 2014, 12:40:07 AM

Lol :grin

Title: Re: Childbirth at age 65
Post by: Pezzz on December 12, 2014, 12:51:27 AM

Hahaha

Title: Re: Childbirth at age 65
Post by: Wild Rose on December 12, 2014, 05:42:27 AM

 :clap :clap :clap  :grin  :thumbsup

Title: Re: Childbirth at age 65
Post by: Biggles on December 12, 2014, 08:36:30 AM

Another reason to not have any more kids now I'm about to retire.     :beer