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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on December 21, 2014, 06:11:39 AM
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· This is sent only to those believed to have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements.
· It requires a real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach people to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of chilli chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your arse tomorrow.
· As someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last for ever.
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I've heard it put another way.
"pregnancy is the cause of death"
If girls didn't get pregnant, then no one would be born to die.
But I like this one better, .....It's (everything) all God's fault.......if he/she/it hadn't been creative none of us would be here anyway.
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I've heard it put another way.
"pregnancy is the cause of death"
If girls didn't get pregnant, then no one would be born to die.
But I like this one better, .....It's (everything) all God's fault.......if he/she/it hadn't been creative none of us would be here anyway.
Alan, that is so deep, it's almost like trying to work out which way was up in "Back to the Future".
I have to go rest my brain :crazy