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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on January 09, 2015, 06:19:19 AM

Title: Outdoors Woman
Post by: Wild Rose on January 09, 2015, 06:19:19 AM: This is a bit like my game of golf,,,,

During her physical examination, a doctor asked Darlene, a retired woman, about her physical activity level.

Darlene said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors...

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical," she said. "I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.

I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake.

I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.

I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered."

At the end of it all, I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an
outdoor woman!"

"No," Darlene replied, "I'm just a really, really shitty golfer."
Title: Re: Outdoors Woman
Post by: Shiney on January 09, 2015, 04:36:40 PM: :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
Title: Re: Outdoors Woman
Post by: Biggles on January 09, 2015, 05:33:41 PM: I'm not a golfer at all, but if I was, that would be me, I'm sure. :grin
Title: Re: Outdoors Woman
Post by: Pocket STocker on January 09, 2015, 05:55:16 PM: Lol :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Kev Murphy on January 15, 2015, 12:07:07 AM: :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Outdoors Woman
Post by: Diesel on January 15, 2015, 08:15:39 AM: :crackup :crackup :crackup