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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on January 28, 2015, 11:58:25 PM
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Women's Seminar
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband.
The women were asked to write on a slip of paper,
"How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband:
"I love you, sweetheart." The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another
person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response to their message.
Below are 11 replies; some are hilarious.
If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign
of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand, what do you mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
Brings a tug to the heart, doesn't it?!
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Yep....my reply is usually, Right back at Ya !! And how much did it cost :well
:beer
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Mine would have been No. 1 :grin
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Aw, c'mon guys- it's almost Valentine's Day!!
I think I'm with Chris ST2UP.
:KissBlow
(never thought I'd need that emoticon!)