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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: spanner on January 29, 2015, 11:53:25 AM

Title: BMW rider
Post by: spanner on January 29, 2015, 11:53:25 AM

Saw this elsewhere


So the K1600 owner was in a horrible accident and couldn't move. When the paramedics were wheeling him on the gurney they went past his motorcycle. He saw it and started screaming "My Beemer! My Beemer!" One of the paramedics said "Relax sir, you have more pressing problems than your motorcycle" The BMW owner looked down and saw that his left arm was ripped off at the elbow. Upon seeing this he started screaming " My Rolex! My Rolex!"

Title: Re: BMW rider
Post by: Kev Murphy on January 29, 2015, 05:53:49 PM

 :rofl

ah yes... the priorities, its all about the priorities...

Title: Re: BMW rider
Post by: curious1 on January 30, 2015, 07:27:58 AM

Do you have to be so stupid before you get a BMW or this happens afterwards?

Title: Re: BMW rider
Post by: Kev Murphy on January 30, 2015, 08:09:43 AM

Factory fitted farkle? :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: BMW rider
Post by: Nigel on January 30, 2015, 08:34:59 AM

Quote from: curious1 on January 30, 2015, 07:27:58 AM

Do you have to be so stupid before you get a BMW or this happens afterwards?

It helps, eldest has a K1600 and youngest Rt1150 neither of them have seen the light yet  o:).. :wht11

Title: Re: BMW rider
Post by: Biggles on January 30, 2015, 10:14:21 AM

Quote from: Nigel on January 30, 2015, 08:34:59 AM

It helps, eldest has a K1600 and youngest Rt1150 neither of them have seen the light yet  o:).. :wht11

Obviously plenty of spare cash!
It will be interesting to see how the K1600 goes- there have been glitches.

Title: Re: BMW rider
Post by: spanner on January 30, 2015, 10:52:18 AM

Quote from: Nigel on January 30, 2015, 08:34:59 AM

Quote from: curious1 on January 30, 2015, 07:27:58 AM

Do you have to be so stupid before you get a BMW or this happens afterwards?

neither of them have seen the light yet  o:).. :wht11

 :crackup