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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Kev Murphy on January 29, 2015, 05:31:25 PM
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... trying to sell me everything from a video of 'How to house train your pet Aardvaark' to Accident Insurance (which only covers you for being run down by a skateboarder on an Oodlawirra footpath, but only between the hours of 3 am-5 am on a Thursday morning.)
I decided to do some minor engineering to discourage them from returning ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHzYmMpolno (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHzYmMpolno)
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:crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
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.... Yer i know what you mean Kev I had some do good-er at the door wanting me to donate clothes to the starving Africans .
I told him to nick rite off if they could fit in my clothes they certainly weren't staving
Peter
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:Blow
Fitting one as we speak :thumbsup I'll video the Sevvies when they come around next
:rofl
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Dale, back in the 70's, my mate and I were just preparing for a weekend bunny shoot,
when the sevvies knocked at the door. We both walked to the open door carrying our rifles.
Not a word was spoken by them, or us... they didnt even stop to open the gate as they left, hurdling it in their rush. :crackup
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Knock at the door late afternoon yesterday .... Two blokes standing there... One started "We come to you today from the church of jesus christ of the latter day saints......"
...I held up my cup "C'mon in... the espresso machine is on, and it will only take a minute to make you a nice hot cuppa coffee..."
As they looked at each other, I slowly closed the door in their faces and returned to my coffee.....
Game, set, and match!
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:like :like :like :like :like
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one way to deal with the church of the latter day saints
you have to know some scripture. There are parts of mathew and other chapters they do not believe in.
Ask for their bible nad proceed to tear these out, giving their bible back saying i will be in heaven before you.
reaction is interesting
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...If I want veges, I buy them from a greengrocer...if I want bread, I visit a baker, and when I want meat, I know where the butcher is.
If and when I want religion, I will visit a church of my own choice, not buy it from a door to door salesperson.
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...If I want veges, I buy them from a greengrocer...if I want bread, I visit a baker, and when I want meat, I know where the butcher is.
If and when I want religion, I will visit a church of my own choice, not buy it from a door to door salesperson.
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