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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: STroppy on January 29, 2015, 08:29:45 PM

Title: 9 Points to Ponder in Life
Post by: STroppy on January 29, 2015, 08:29:45 PM
 
9 Points to Ponder in Life
 
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
 
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't
tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks,
months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a bowl of hot and spicy curry. What you enjoy today
might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it
doesn't last that long...
 
 
Title: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life
Post by: Biggles on January 29, 2015, 09:07:29 PM
Looks like the beginning of The Philosophy Thread.      >:()
Title: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life
Post by: Kev Murphy on January 29, 2015, 09:44:40 PM
~Never take life seriously...

Nobody gets out alive, anyway. :grin