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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: STroppy on January 29, 2015, 08:31:56 PM

Title: Pillow Talk
Post by: STroppy on January 29, 2015, 08:31:56 PM

 PILLOW TALK:

"Oh I say Queenie, isn't it jolly dashed decent of that colonial chappie to give me a knighthood?"

"Oh yes rather Philly. Isn't he the chap the Orstralians say is a badger smuggler. It makes one think why on earth would one want to smuggle a badger?"

"Oh yes Queenie - it does sound a frightful bore. The dashed thing is that we will have to give him a title in return."

"I know Philly - we can make him a knight of the order of the Royal Brown Nose."

"A jolly capital idea Queenie - we can dub him 'Sir Pository'."

"Oh that is super Philly - I am slightly amused."

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: Kev Murphy on January 29, 2015, 09:23:31 PM

 :thumbsup :rofl :rofl  SNAGGED!

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: Lionel on January 30, 2015, 09:23:36 AM

Not many people know that Phil the Greek is Australia's only living Field Marshal and as such, outranks the Chief of the Defence Force.

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: winston66 on January 30, 2015, 09:42:42 AM

Even though I love this joke

Where is Brock,
Does this qualify for the naughty corner.

Cheers, Winston66

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: Biggles on January 30, 2015, 09:58:27 AM

 :rofl

Very droll.

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: spanner on January 30, 2015, 12:39:00 PM

stolen!

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: WendyL on January 30, 2015, 02:59:33 PM

 :crackup :-++ :rofl :crackup
Stolen!

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: Brock on January 30, 2015, 03:15:13 PM

Quote

Where is Brock,
Does this qualify for the naughty corner.

Very nearly Winston.

STroppy, I suggest you pull up a chair and have a long hard look at the Norty Corner, you came this "" close to going there. Your saving grace is that Biggles was mildly amused..

 :crackup :rofl

Title: Re: Pillow Talk
Post by: STeveo on January 30, 2015, 06:58:17 PM

 :like