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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on February 06, 2015, 11:02:30 PM

Title: BECOMING AN IRISHMAN
Post by: JuST Peter on February 06, 2015, 11:02:30 PM

8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," he replied.

"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher. "So from now on you will be
known as Mike."

Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike."

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.

Then she called his father, who beat him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his
bruises.

"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two Arabs."

Title: Re: BECOMING AN IRISHMAN
Post by: Shiney on February 07, 2015, 07:29:26 AM

Lol :clap :clap :clap

Title: Re: BECOMING AN IRISHMAN
Post by: Wild Rose on February 07, 2015, 12:45:01 PM

Quote from: Shiney on February 07, 2015, 07:29:26 AM

Lol :clap :clap :clap

 :thumb ++ :like

Title: Re: BECOMING AN IRISHMAN
Post by: Biggles on February 07, 2015, 08:32:36 PM

They're like that.     :grin