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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on February 09, 2015, 07:25:30 PM

Title: New Country doctor
Post by: JuST Peter on February 09, 2015, 07:25:30 PM
 A young  doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a  doctor who was retiring.

The older doctor  suggested that the young one accompany him on his  rounds, so the community could become used to a new  doctor.

At the first house a woman complains,  "I've been a little sick to my stomach."

The  older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been  overdoing the fresh fruit.   Cut back on  the amount you've been eating and see if that does the  trick?"

As they left, the younger man said,  "You didn't even examine that woman? How did you  come to the diagnosis so quickly?"

You noticed  I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in  there? Well,  when I bent  over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana  peels in the trash. That was  what probably was making her sick."

The younger  doctor said, "Pretty  clever!  If you  don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next  house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent  several minutes talking with a younger  woman.  She said  that she just didn't have the energy she once did and  said, "I'm feeling terribly run down  lately."

"You've probably been doing too much  for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps  you should cut back a bit and see if that  helps."

As they left, the older doctor said, "I  know that woman well. Your  diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very  active in the church but how did  you arrive at it?"

"I did what you did at the  last house. 
 
   
 
 
 
    I dropped  my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I  noticed the priest under the bed. 
 
Title: Re: New Country doctor
Post by: Shiney on February 09, 2015, 09:13:24 PM
Lol :clap :clap :clap
Title: Re: New Country doctor
Post by: STeveo on February 10, 2015, 05:09:25 PM
 :crackup