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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on February 13, 2015, 09:52:07 PM

Title: Retired and bored? Try this…...
Post by: JuST Peter on February 13, 2015, 09:52:07 PM
 
Sometimes being retired is
not very exciting. However,
you can make things more
interesting on garbage day!


(http://img.acianetmedia.com/i/eqyLV.jpg)

Then wait for the garbo's! :grin
Title: Re: Retired and bored? Try this…...
Post by: Kev Murphy on February 13, 2015, 10:08:42 PM
Friend of mine has a plain car.. it is so ordinary, that it looks like an unmarked Police car.

We were parked on the side of the road once, while his teen son was in the bushes.. erm... turning his bike round?

Speeding car approaching us braked hard and fast when the mate held a hair dryer out the window.

He pulled his arm back in the window before the car was close enough to identify the hair dryer.
 
That driver is still probably thanking his stars that he wasn't fined that day
Title: Re: Retired and bored? Try this…...
Post by: Brock on February 13, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
If you have a White bike and fluoro Jacket, park on the side of the free way with a vide camera in hand

 :thumbsup :thumbsup

Ride along side a car where the driver is using a phone and look at them,  expensive iphones getting thrown into back seat   :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Retired and bored? Try this…...
Post by: Kev Murphy on February 13, 2015, 10:40:45 PM
I drew up in the right lane at the lights, driver on my left side had his elbow on the window, and resting his chin on his hand.
Police pulled alongside passenger door, and indicated for him to pull over, thinking that he was cradling a phone.

So, its illegal to rest your chin in your hand now? Don't attempt to scratch in your ear with a forefinger, either