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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on February 14, 2015, 03:58:06 AM

Title: The Mysterious Earring...
Post by: JuST Peter on February 14, 2015, 03:58:06 AM
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Morris is wearing an earring, and his ear seems to be oozing blood. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings. Why is it so infected?"

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring." Morris replies sheepishly.

 "So, really? How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."