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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kev Murphy on February 16, 2015, 12:33:59 PM
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..If I count all my lottery wins since the new year (17) in UK Lottery, Spanish Lottery, Euro Millions, Boston Millions and Irish Lottery, all with the same ticket no, and winning numbers of 05,06,17,20,28,42 (sup 33)......... and then pay the very minor clearance fees to the FBI for the release of 4 'diplomatic' boxes each containing over 4 million dollars, which are presently being stored at each of Atlanta, O'Hare, Charlotte-Douglas, Cleveland-Hopkins, Florida, and Houston airports, I could then employ Gina Rinehart to feed my cats while I cruise on weekends, and buy out Clive Palmers mining interests and offer him a job of polishing my bike every second Tuesday afternoon.
And then of course, there are all the family 'inheritances' ....
Damn it!... with an income of over $32 million per week since Jan 1st, I could even purchase a couple of kids for my cats to play with?
Obviously my fame and trustworthyness (and my email addy) has spread far and wide, there have been so many mega-million dollar business opportunities on offer, that I really am not sure of which ones to discard as being unworthy of my interest......
I do have a ball if I am in 'play mode' with some of these scammers, when I create a throw away email addy, and send them a reply that their 17 million dollar offer is not acceptable, as I do not deal in such trivial amounts of small change.
I did have one fellow on a string one time, where he was offering attractive valuable goods for sale, and I offered him a shipment of rare kangaroo feathers in return.
Must have taken him a few minutes to google Kangaroo feathers, as he got very shirty, and then claimed that I was wasting his time?...HE was the one posting spam, and who initiated the whole 4 and a half hours of emails back and forth, and I was wasting HIS time?
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I just used to tell them send my winnings minus any fees to my paypal account.........never hear form them again after that.
Western Union has some of my money as well........I should go and claim it one day......lol
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Dont tell Centre Stink about the income Kev, it may cut your pension.
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If I had an income like that, who would need a pension? :rofl
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I used to scam bait, used to be on a scam baiting site called 419eater
Once had a guy ride his motorbike from Cotonou, Benin to Lagos, Nigeria to meet me. I was a playing the part of a single, American property millionairess who was returned from a visit to South Africa to the USA and wanted to divert through Lagos and take him as her lover. He bribed border guards and rode a couple of hundred km to Lagos, arriving penniless. But I had been mugged in Johannesburg on the way to the airport, concussed and had a broken arm, was taken to hospital, missed the flight to Lagos and was medically evacuated directly home to the USA. In the end I had to confess to him that I was a sex change prostitute, but was still extremely wealthy from the earnings of my prostitution career - but he faded away and never got in touch again.
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I used to scam bait, used to be on a scam baiting site called 419eater
Once had a guy ride his motorbike from Cotonou, Benin to Lagos, Nigeria to meet me. I was a playing the part of a single, American property millionairess who was returned from a visit to South Africa to the USA and wanted to divert through Lagos and take him as her lover. He bribed border guards and rode a couple of hundred km to Lagos, arriving penniless. But I had been mugged in Johannesburg on the way to the airport, concussed and had a broken arm, was taken to hospital, missed the flight to Lagos and was medically evacuated directly home to the USA. In the end I had to confess to him that I was a sex change prostitute, but was still extremely wealthy from the earnings of my prostitution career - but he faded away and never got in touch again.
Wow! We've all sorts in this Forum! But you're still wealthy, you say? :crazy
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Nah, it's all gone now. I had a sex change back to my original gender and give up my prostitution career. And stopped using the internet images of "Airforce Amy". Poor Samull, probably still stranded in Lagos.
Just a poor working slob now. Ah, but the memories!
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:crackup Ya DAG!
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