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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Kev Murphy on February 24, 2015, 10:31:54 AM

Title: Went to the Mall the other day
Post by: Kev Murphy on February 24, 2015, 10:31:54 AM

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s277/cool_blue_ice_2002/download_2.jpg)


I was sitting having a coffee, when this young guy came in and sat nearby. His hair was cut in a Mohawk and spiked, orange, red, blue, green.

He noticed me staring, and sarcastically asked " .... 's matter with you, old man? ... Never done anything wild in your life?"

I sipped my coffee, fixed a steely glare on him, and replied "Got drunk in Santiago about 16 years ago and screwed a Parrot!....
Your beaky nose looks familiar, was wondering if you are the result !"

Title: Re: Went to the Mall the other day
Post by: Biggles on February 24, 2015, 10:37:47 AM

Living dangerously!  No telling what these drug-addled youth might do!    :grin

Title: Re: Went to the Mall the other day
Post by: Shiney on February 24, 2015, 07:25:13 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl