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Title: BIOLOGY EXAM
Post by: JuST Peter on February 27, 2015, 07:38:59 PM
This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were
taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk".

The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular,
was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the
test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground
where the cat can't get it.

He got an A !!
Title: Re: BIOLOGY EXAM
Post by: Shiney on February 28, 2015, 11:00:58 PM
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
Title: Re: BIOLOGY EXAM
Post by: Wild Rose on March 01, 2015, 08:24:06 AM
 :clap :clap :clap  :grin ++