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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Diesel on March 19, 2015, 11:09:25 PM

Title: Intercepted Police transcript....
Post by: Diesel on March 19, 2015, 11:09:25 PM

Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."            :law :law :law 

Title: Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
Post by: Biggles on March 20, 2015, 12:08:53 AM

Love it.
I know the feeling!      :spank

Title: Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
Post by: Wild Rose on March 20, 2015, 06:17:50 AM

 :clap :clap :clap :clap :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl ++

Title: Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
Post by: WendyL on March 20, 2015, 09:44:40 AM

I'm sure my kids will love this one

Title: Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
Post by: JuST Peter on March 20, 2015, 01:46:46 PM

That's perfectly understandable  :grin

Title: Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
Post by: Pezzz on March 21, 2015, 11:45:34 PM

Hahahahaa