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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on March 25, 2015, 07:58:37 PM

Title: IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON
Post by: JuST Peter on March 25, 2015, 07:58:37 PM

Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?  He didn't.  I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's, nope!   

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast,Ireland's finest.  He wouldn't even smell it. 

What could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so fookin' shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home.
 

Title: Re: IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON
Post by: Kev Murphy on March 26, 2015, 04:49:27 AM

SNAGGED!  :rofl :rofl