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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on March 29, 2015, 10:03:23 PM

Title: Smart and Smarter
Post by: JuST Peter on March 29, 2015, 10:03:23 PM
An Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opens A Clinic, And Puts A Sign Outside That Says Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100.

A Doctor Thinks This Is A Good Opportunity Show Up The Engineer And Earn A Quick $100. And So He Visits The Clinic.

Doctor: I Have Lost My Sense Of Taste.

Engineer: Nurse , Bring The Medicine From Box No 22 And Place 3 Drops In The Patient's Mouth.

Patient (Doctor) Spits Out The Medicine And Says "This Is Not Medicine, It's Petrol".

Engineer: Congrats.. You Have Your Taste Back ..That Will Be $50

Doctor Gets Annoyed, And Returns After Several Days To Recover His Money.

Doctor : I Have Lost My Memory And Can't Remember A Thing.

Engineer : Nurse , Bring Medicine From Box No 22 And Put 3 Drops In Patient's Mouth.

Doctor: "This Medicine Is For The Sense Of Taste" Protests The Doctor.

Engineer : Congrats. Your Memory Is Back.. ..That Will Be $50

Doctor Leaves, But After Several Days Angrily Returns For One Last Try.

Doctor : My Eyesight Has Become Weak.

Engineer : Well I Don't Have Any Medicine For That. Take This $100

Doctor : But This Is $50 Note

Engineer : Congratulations, Your Eyesight Has Gotten Better. ..That Will Be $50
Title: Re: Smart and Smarter
Post by: Wild Rose on March 30, 2015, 05:34:26 AM
 :clap :clap :clap  ++
Title: Re: Smart and Smarter
Post by: Piet on March 30, 2015, 02:50:02 PM
Superb.  Everyone where I work liked this one.
Title: Re: Smart and Smarter
Post by: STeveo on March 30, 2015, 04:59:05 PM
 :rofl