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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on April 04, 2015, 05:36:18 PM

Title: Barking Lessons
Post by: JuST Peter on April 04, 2015, 05:36:18 PM

Instead of teaching your dog how to understand human, Groupon promises to teach humans how to speak dog.


This six-week course will help you truly understand what your dog is saying and enable you to converse back, using a series of specially formulated dog barks. During the course, you’ll learn how to communicate on a deeper level by barking simple phrases such as: “Stop looking at me like that, this is my dinner, not yours,” “I promise you, fireworks will not kill you,” and “Fart again and I’ll put you outside.”


Learn How to Bark at Your Dog, E-Learning Course (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpT8X1UO4ak#ws)

Title: Re: Barking Lessons
Post by: Kev Murphy on April 04, 2015, 06:42:31 PM

She is out of her barking mind! Barking stupid woman! Who does she barking think she is?