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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on April 20, 2015, 05:44:50 PM

Title: The beefy bear
Post by: JuST Peter on April 20, 2015, 05:44:50 PM
A big brown bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
 
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beers to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "But I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
Title: Re: The beefy bear
Post by: WendyL on April 21, 2015, 01:17:30 PM
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