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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on April 27, 2015, 09:13:49 PM

Title: The Lady Dentist
Post by: JuST Peter on April 27, 2015, 09:13:49 PM

A bloke goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
As she produced a large syringe to give him an anaesthetic shot , the bloke protested,
"Sorry, no way, no needles! I just hate needles!"
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, but again he said,
"No, no, I can't do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having
a mask on my face suffocates me!?
The dentist then asked if he had any objections
to taking pills.

"No problem at all," he said, "I'm fine with pills."
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills which he swallowed promptly,
"What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," she replied casually.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra
worked as a pain killer."
"Actually it doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something
to hold on to when I pull your tooth out .. ."

Title: Re: The Lady Dentist
Post by: Wild Rose on April 28, 2015, 09:05:35 PM

 :clap :clap Love it  :like

Title: Re: The Lady Dentist
Post by: WendyL on April 29, 2015, 10:17:20 AM

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Title: Re: The Lady Dentist
Post by: Pezzz on April 29, 2015, 12:26:54 PM

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Title: Re: The Lady Dentist
Post by: Kev Murphy on April 30, 2015, 12:54:37 PM

Female patient with a male Dentist... As the Dentist was about to look in her mouth, he discovered that she had a firm 'squirrel grip' on him.

She purred gently "This won't hurt a bit...... will it?"