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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on April 29, 2015, 01:46:17 PM

Title: Four interesting facts
Post by: WendyL on April 29, 2015, 01:46:17 PM

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Fosters, Victoria Bitter, XXXX & Crown Lager.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

4. I haven't verified this on Snopes or Google but it sounds legit.  A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Title: Re: Four interesting facts
Post by: Diesel on April 29, 2015, 02:49:38 PM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup         ;-*


Very good!     :clap

Title: Re: Four interesting facts
Post by: saaz on April 29, 2015, 03:53:50 PM

Apart from the "love to spend money buying new clothes" being wrong, all the rest is quite ok  :thumb

Title: Re: Four interesting facts
Post by: Kev Murphy on April 29, 2015, 04:32:21 PM

I think I understand now, why a friend calls his spouse 'Penny'


... and also why she calls him "Grope"