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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Z900owner on May 30, 2015, 09:15:28 PM

Title: Paddy fingers
Post by: Z900owner on May 30, 2015, 09:15:28 PM

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said,   'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? 

Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2015!

We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.

I could have put dem back on and made you like new!

Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'




And Paddy said,

' How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!

Title: Re: Paddy fingers
Post by: JuST Peter on May 31, 2015, 09:06:38 AM

 :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Paddy fingers
Post by: Pezzz on May 31, 2015, 10:39:56 AM

Is it just me or does everyone read these aloud in their head with an oirish accent?

Title: Re: Paddy fingers
Post by: JuST Peter on May 31, 2015, 01:52:43 PM

Normally I probably do, but not this time - it's already been done for me  :grin

Title: Re: Paddy fingers
Post by: Biggles on May 31, 2015, 05:57:21 PM

Working at a fish plant...
I was sure he was going to offer some fish fingers as transplants.     :fp

Title: Re: Paddy fingers
Post by: Kev Murphy on June 02, 2015, 02:00:33 AM

Paddy and Mick were fishing, when a boat dropped anchor nearby, and some divers entered the water.

Mick asked.. "Paddy?.... why did dem scuba divers fall backwards from de boat?"

Paddy replied "For focks sake, Mick!... if dey fell forward,... dey'd still be IN dat bloddy boat!"