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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on June 04, 2015, 12:50:57 PM

Title: Politically correct
Post by: WendyL on June 04, 2015, 12:50:57 PM

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:
 
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank,
an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn,
a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian,
an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist,a Frenchman and an African.....went to visit a night club......
 
Wait for it…………………













 
The bouncer said,  "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.           

Title: Re: Politically correct
Post by: johnnyYTED on June 04, 2015, 02:04:39 PM

 :dred11
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :law

Title: Re: Politically correct
Post by: spanner on June 04, 2015, 02:08:56 PM

 :fp

Title: Re: Politically correct
Post by: Shiney on June 04, 2015, 06:30:43 PM

That is a good one :clap :clap :clap :thumbsup

Title: Re: Politically correct
Post by: Brian on June 04, 2015, 07:02:13 PM

 Politically correct and Wendy in the same sentence ....who woulda thought.....

Title: Re: Politically correct
Post by: Biggles on June 04, 2015, 09:57:57 PM

Just shows to go ya!  They can be clean and clever.     :clap

Even if they're a bit of hard work and corny!     :fp

Title: Re: Politically correct
Post by: WendyL on June 05, 2015, 08:28:42 AM

Quote from: Brian on June 04, 2015, 07:02:13 PM

Politically correct and Wendy in the same sentence ....who woulda thought.....

It does happen occasionally Brian :grin

Title: Re: Politically correct
Post by: Kev Murphy on June 06, 2015, 12:26:13 AM

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