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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on June 12, 2015, 06:26:21 PM

Title: Two Brothers
Post by: Wild Rose on June 12, 2015, 06:26:21 PM

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?�
“Eight”�, the boy replied.
The man continued, Do you know what these are used for ?
The boy replied, Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike.
Right now, he can't do none of those.�

 

 
 

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: Kev Murphy on June 13, 2015, 11:47:47 PM

 :grin good one, Leo

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: Biggles on June 14, 2015, 02:12:12 PM

Must be the sons of the bloke who, after micro-surgery on his fingers asked if he would be able to play the piano.
You know the rest...                  :grin

Title: Re: Two Brothers
Post by: ST2UP on June 14, 2015, 08:40:03 PM

Thought this was about slip on exhausts until I noted it was in the Off Topic section....... :nahnah