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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on July 12, 2015, 08:10:38 PM

Title: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: JuST Peter on July 12, 2015, 08:10:38 PM

Husband's Text Message to wife:
Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of the right foot is a possibility. Love you… :)
Wife's Response:
Who the F--- is Paula?

Title: Re: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: Nigel on July 12, 2015, 09:12:39 PM

Sad but true.................................................................... :wht11

Title: Re: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: Brock on July 12, 2015, 09:35:08 PM

 :rofl :popcorn :beer

Title: Re: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: Wild Rose on July 13, 2015, 10:01:12 PM

 :clap :clap :clap :clap :hatwave :hatwave :hatwave :like

Title: Re: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: Kev Murphy on July 14, 2015, 04:56:10 AM

 :rofl :rofl Sums it up perfectly!

Title: Re: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: Sabie on July 14, 2015, 03:17:41 PM

Now Peters a guy who knows women....

Title: Re: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: kimmie on July 14, 2015, 05:37:02 PM

I met Paula  :thumbs  bl@@dy lovely troll that lives under the bridge nearby. She scared the poor barsteward in the car and that's why you, my dear, got hit!  :nahnah :rofl :rofl


That'll learn ya! he he he

Title: Re: The Way Women Think…..
Post by: WendyL on July 16, 2015, 12:02:17 PM

Quote from: kimmie on July 14, 2015, 05:37:02 PM

I met Paula  :thumbs  bl@@dy lovely troll that lives under the bridge nearby. She scared the poor barsteward in the car and that's why you, my dear, got hit!  :nahnah :rofl :rofl


That'll learn ya! he he he

Good one Kimmie  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl