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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Nigel on July 21, 2015, 10:26:58 AM

Title: Surely this could not happen to a woman?
Post by: Nigel on July 21, 2015, 10:26:58 AM

You Be the Judge.......................



The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even after drinking so much.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! I Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat".   :wht11



Had a good look dont think this is a repost let me know if it is.....................

Title: Re: Surely this could not happen to a woman?
Post by: Biggles on July 21, 2015, 01:08:57 PM

I detect a gender switch from the last time I saw this on the 'net.
I'm all for gender equality!    :grin

Title: Re: Surely this could not happen to a woman?
Post by: ppopeye on July 21, 2015, 01:18:50 PM

I like that one. Might even share it!! o:)

Title: Re: Surely this could not happen to a woman?
Post by: Kev Murphy on July 21, 2015, 06:11:12 PM

Somehow, this story gains charisma when its told with a woman as the object of the joke  :grin