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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on August 01, 2015, 09:06:55 PM

Title: 3 Ladies in the Park
Post by: JuST Peter on August 01, 2015, 09:06:55 PM

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.

The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Seeing her friend's reaction, Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, couldn't quite reach that far...

Title: Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
Post by: Brock on August 01, 2015, 09:18:29 PM

Peter!!!!!

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Title: Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
Post by: JuST Peter on August 01, 2015, 09:27:47 PM

What took you so long Brockie…… :grin

Title: Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
Post by: Brock on August 01, 2015, 09:56:34 PM

I was eating

Title: Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
Post by: Scarlett Thunderbolt on August 02, 2015, 12:00:24 AM

let me guess - meat & two veg  :Stirpot

Title: Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
Post by: saaz on August 02, 2015, 11:10:30 PM

Peter, Peter, your head is through the fence so best not to go any further  ;-*

Title: Re: 3 Ladies in the Park
Post by: spanner on August 03, 2015, 09:02:47 AM

keep going Peter .......   KEEP GOING