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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on August 01, 2015, 09:17:40 PM

Title: One Word or Two
Post by: JuST Peter on August 01, 2015, 09:17:40 PM

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of  their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?'

Title: Re: One Word or Two
Post by: Pezzz on August 06, 2015, 12:30:44 AM

Hahahahaa ... that one is good ...

Title: Re: One Word or Two
Post by: STeveo on August 06, 2015, 06:14:48 PM

Busy hostess on a long flight asked the business gentleman if he would like to be served dinner?
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"yes or no", she replied.

Title: Re: One Word or Two
Post by: JuST Peter on August 07, 2015, 08:40:38 PM

Quote from: STeveo on August 06, 2015, 06:14:48 PM

Busy hostess on a long flight asked the business gentleman if he would like to be served dinner?
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"yes or no", she replied.

:thumbsup :crackup