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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: alans1100 on August 11, 2015, 05:59:02 PM

Title: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: alans1100 on August 11, 2015, 05:59:02 PM

Artificial Intelligence

A father buys a "lie detector robot" that slaps people when they lie, so he decides to test it out at dinner. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs & says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

The Robot is for sale.

Title: Re: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: richo on August 11, 2015, 06:24:07 PM

 :rofl  :rofl. Very good

Title: Re: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: Shiney on August 11, 2015, 07:48:43 PM

Awesome :clap :clap :clap

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Title: Re: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: Wheelbarrow on August 11, 2015, 07:52:23 PM

I was just telling the joke to my missus..... Expecting her to slap me..... But she had a laughing fit. She asked : where is that robot for sale? she wants one real bad.....

Title: Re: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: Kev Murphy on August 11, 2015, 10:53:54 PM

 :crackup

Title: Re: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: JuST Peter on August 12, 2015, 07:26:48 PM

 :crackup I like that one  :clap

Title: Re: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: johnnyYTED on August 18, 2015, 09:33:52 AM

 :dred11
 :crackup   :popcorn

Title: Re: Artificial Intelligence
Post by: STeveo on August 18, 2015, 07:31:06 PM

 :like